White straight British male

I am a white straight British male,

though skin cannot be black or white;

only a dark or mid or pale

degree of browny-salmon. Right?

Take 2: I'm British male and straight,

… though experts query 'straight' these days,

saying assumptions are innate

and heteros are latent gays.

'British' I won't be denied:

Fife-born, Welsh name, English stock,

but, as our homelands subdivide,

it's farewell Dermot, Dai, Jim, Jock.

For a' that, still a man's a man,

or so I thought, but every guy

of woman born, it seems, began

as X and I can't fathom Y.

So I'm not white, straight, male nor Brit;

an ethnic hybrid, pink of hide,

swinging both ways with my kit

no longer swinging side to side.